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WOOOOOOOOAAAHHHH YO FINALY MAH DANG OLE ELVES AND TAROOS UP HER DERFYWURKSHOP FINISHES AND BES THIS HER COOL STUFFS FOR Y’ALL TO BUYS YO!!! ALLLLLLLLL MONIES GOES TO SUPPORTING EVERYTHANG DERF AND MY NEW GEARS YO!!!! CHECK IT ON OUTS AND STAY TUNNED FOR MOAR KOORL STUFFS!

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELL I DONE JUS SAWWED THT DANG OL NEW MOVEH BOUT SOME VAMPIRE MAMA SAVING THE VAMPIE BABY GIRL WHO DONE DID DONE FOT SOME DANG OL PUPPEH DAWGS AND THEN DANG OL WENT TO SAVE THEY BABY DADDY AND DANG OL MAN RANNED CUZ HE WAS LIKE I AIN’T THE BABBY DADY…….WELL NOW I HUNGRY YO!!!!

This is Derf’s lil helper with another funny flame announcement about the inner BS of certain FFXI websites. Check out what happened to Derf on FFXI AH (a place where the FFXI AH staff ironically protested against SOPA/PIPA) and where you may find him:

http://derfthegalka.com/board/viewtopic.php?f=48&t=82

BTW…. in addition our own efforts to stop abuse on FFXI community websites- We also support the cause for INTERNET FREEDOM!! Please support the RIGHT to express and keep your internet freedoms intact by following this link:
http://stopcensorship.org/

HOWDEH EVERYONE!!!!!!! WELCOME!!!! YO THIS HER DERFYCLAUSE YO!!!!! HOPE Y’ALL HAVE A MARREH DERFYMAS AND A DANG OLE GOOD TIMES WITH UR PRESSEYS!!! I KNOW I WILL *WINKITY WINK* HAR HARRRS YEAH SO CHECK ON OUTS MAH NEW HOME MOVEHS!!!! YEAH MOVEHS WITH A EHS AT THE ENDS OF ITS OAH!!!!!!!

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Been awhile and I am very glad to see that our Derfeh is still kick’n ASS – let’s see what Derfy’s lil helper has to say about haters on FFXI auction house lol.

http://www.derfthegalka.com/board/viewtopic.php?f=48&t=81&p=255#p255

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IAM BAK YO!! WELL BRODERS I DANG OLE NEVAR LEFT. GEST DANG OLE FANTASIFINAL AUCTIUNHOSE HAD NO ROOOM FOR A DANCIN’, TALKING, KICKINGASSING GALKERS LIKE DANG OLE GOOD OLE DERFTHEGALKERS!!! ITS AIGHT ITS AIGHT CUZ MAH BRODERS AND DERFYKINS BEENS TAKING OVERA FACEPLACE AND CHECKS ITS ON OUTS!!!!!!!!

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MAH BRODERS Y’ALL CAN FIND MEH ON MAH NEW HANGOUT PAD WWW.FACEBOOK.COM/DERFYKINS YO!!!

TO FFXIAH: VIVA LA GALKA!!!

YEAHHHHHHHHHHH SO BRODERS IDONE DECIDERS DAT THE UNFAUR MODDERS OVEAR ON THAT DANG OLE PLACE DOESENT DERSERVES A GOOD OLE DEFIE POSTIE CINCE DEY CANT CRACK OPEN LIKE RIGH HER EGG I AM DONEE GOTES FROM A CHOCOBIRDIE HARR HARRS WHAT THE HELL!!! THERES A CHICK INSIDEH THIS HER EGGG! HOWS THAT GET IN HER?

OAAH WHAT WAS DAT?OOHHHHHHHH WHY DID DERFIE LEVE THE AUCTION WEBITES? UMMMM…. NAWH IT WASEINT CUZ THE DANG OLE MODDERS WEUR DISCREAMATING  ORRR SMALE LIKE POOP….

IT WAS ALSO CUZZZ DEY DIDNT ACAPT MAH DANG OLE PARDEH INVITES YO!!!! O___________________O

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHEUR DERFIE GOESS?? WELLLLL DERFIE GOES WUREVAR THAR GOOD  FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!! HAR HARR YEP ! SO LOOK FOR MAH ADVENUTES ON MAH DANG OLE BOARDIE ORRRRRR MAH FACEPAGE DANG OLE WWW.FACEBOOK.COM/DERFYKINS

BAI BAI!

YEAH SO NE WAYS THIS HER WAS A PURDEHFUL INDEPANDENCE DAH FOR DANG OLE DERFIE !!