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This is Derf’s lil helper with another funny flame announcement about the inner BS of certain FFXI websites. Check out what happened to Derf on FFXI AH (a place where the FFXI AH staff ironically protested against SOPA/PIPA) and where you may find him:

http://derfthegalka.com/board/viewtopic.php?f=48&t=82

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HOWDEH EVERYONE!!!!!!! WELCOME!!!! YO THIS HER DERFYCLAUSE YO!!!!! HOPE Y’ALL HAVE A MARREH DERFYMAS AND A DANG OLE GOOD TIMES WITH UR PRESSEYS!!! I KNOW I WILL *WINKITY WINK* HAR HARRRS YEAH SO CHECK ON OUTS MAH NEW HOME MOVEHS!!!! YEAH MOVEHS WITH A EHS AT THE ENDS OF ITS OAH!!!!!!!

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Been awhile and I am very glad to see that our Derfeh is still kick’n ASS – let’s see what Derfy’s lil helper has to say about haters on FFXI auction house lol.

http://www.derfthegalka.com/board/viewtopic.php?f=48&t=81&p=255#p255

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IAM BAK YO!! WELL BRODERS I DANG OLE NEVAR LEFT. GEST DANG OLE FANTASIFINAL AUCTIUNHOSE HAD NO ROOOM FOR A DANCIN’, TALKING, KICKINGASSING GALKERS LIKE DANG OLE GOOD OLE DERFTHEGALKERS!!! ITS AIGHT ITS AIGHT CUZ MAH BRODERS AND DERFYKINS BEENS TAKING OVERA FACEPLACE AND CHECKS ITS ON OUTS!!!!!!!!

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MAH BRODERS Y’ALL CAN FIND MEH ON MAH NEW HANGOUT PAD WWW.FACEBOOK.COM/DERFYKINS YO!!!

TO FFXIAH: VIVA LA GALKA!!!

YEAHHHHHHHHHHH SO BRODERS IDONE DECIDERS DAT THE UNFAUR MODDERS OVEAR ON THAT DANG OLE PLACE DOESENT DERSERVES A GOOD OLE DEFIE POSTIE CINCE DEY CANT CRACK OPEN LIKE RIGH HER EGG I AM DONEE GOTES FROM A CHOCOBIRDIE HARR HARRS WHAT THE HELL!!! THERES A CHICK INSIDEH THIS HER EGGG! HOWS THAT GET IN HER?

OAAH WHAT WAS DAT?OOHHHHHHHH WHY DID DERFIE LEVE THE AUCTION WEBITES? UMMMM…. NAWH IT WASEINT CUZ THE DANG OLE MODDERS WEUR DISCREAMATING  ORRR SMALE LIKE POOP….

IT WAS ALSO CUZZZ DEY DIDNT ACAPT MAH DANG OLE PARDEH INVITES YO!!!! O___________________O

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHEUR DERFIE GOESS?? WELLLLL DERFIE GOES WUREVAR THAR GOOD  FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!! HAR HARR YEP ! SO LOOK FOR MAH ADVENUTES ON MAH DANG OLE BOARDIE ORRRRRR MAH FACEPAGE DANG OLE WWW.FACEBOOK.COM/DERFYKINS

BAI BAI!

YEAH SO NE WAYS THIS HER WAS A PURDEHFUL INDEPANDENCE DAH FOR DANG OLE DERFIE !!

DANG OLE CONGRATERS!!

YOOOOOOOOOOOO THIS HER MAH LETTER TO SQUIRE INEX
http://www.ffxiah.com/forum/topic/23098/suggestiun-for-squire-inex/

YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SO I DONE MADE A POSTIE UP HER FFXI AUTIUN HOUSES! http://www.ffxiah.com/forum/topic/23094/things-you-want/1/#1394765

I RELLY NEED A KEY MAN!11 LVIN ON BUNNEHS GETTIN MEH NOWARES AND NOWARES NOWARESFASTS YO!

SOOOOO WUT HAS DANG OLE GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD OLE DERFEH BEENS UPS TOO YOS?? WELLLL BESIDERS CHILL’N ON OUTS IN MAH MOG HOUSE LISTIEN TO 102 DERFY FMS AND TO MAH FAVORUTE SONG…. GOES SOMETUN LIKE DERF WANNA PARDEH! INVITES DERF TO A PARDEH…… I DONE PLANNIN ON SOME ANEIMES THIS WEEK YO!!! IF  Y’ALL CONFUZILATED WUT THAT IS… HERES A DANG OLE HINT

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ITS NOT AF LIKE IN ARTIFAT GEARZ YO ITS SHORT FORS ANIMENES XPOES!!! YAAHHH I AM GOIN TO THE XPOES IN LOS ANGUELES THIS HER COMIN THURSDEH !!! SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IF YA’LL WANNA STOP ON BAI AND GIVE DERFIE A HUG AND SOME GILLIES THEN I THINK Y’ALL CAN FIND MEH DOWN BY THE HENTAI HAARR HARRRS YO I NEED TO GOOOO GOT SOME PACKIN TO DOE…… YEAH PACK’N TO EAT!!!  HURR HAR!

YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SO NE WAYYYYYS BRODER THIS HER DERFYCLAUSE WURKING ON DERYMAS UP HER IN THE NORTH POLES WITH MAY MITHIS YO! YEAH THE NAKED ONES HARR R YEP YEPS

ANYWAYZ MAH DANG OLE MOVEH BRODERS WENT AFK SO YEAH BE AWHILES BIT LONGER YO… BUT ITS A REEELLLY REELLY RELLLY REEELLY REELY RELLLLLY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD MOVEH YO! GOTES DERFTHEGALKA IN EMS!

YO I TELL YA WUT YEAH UNTIL NEXT TIMES  BRODERS ENJOYS DERFIES BEST POSTIE 4TODAH O___________O

http://www.ffxiah.com/forum/topic/19255/whos-your-favourite-on-shiva/7/

Just look to the sky, when it fills with fireworks and joy you will know that Derfyclause is once again amongst us. Rumor has it he lives on the north pole with his merry group of taru alchemists. They toil away making fireworks which derfyclaus gives out to all the good boys and girls of shiva, usually in jeuno, and they they flll the sky with them…and the walls… and the stairs leading up to the mog house…and night turns to day and it looks like everyone is exploding and on fire. \(^O^)/ Hurry for derfychristmas!!!

Usually it’s around chrismas time but legend says if everyone puts 50k gil and several stacks of fireworks in his delivery box and makes the special derfyclause wish.. all your dreams of explosions come true!

Or you could just type “/sea all derfthegalka” sometimes he is the desert hustling noobs for exp…